I wish we knew they would accept $40 million dollars 9 years ago, don’t you? We could have raised that in a week! No, they are not going to host a show on the Vacation Channel, they are going to write books.
In fact, it’s been rumored that Michelle has already started hers. An unnamed man in the publishing industry said that Barack could get between $15 and $20 million dollars and that Michelle should get $20 million.
He said Michelle could get more because she is more likable than her hubby. Genital sores is more likable than AIDS, too.
“I’m sure whatever she writes will have plenty of references to living in a house built by slaves, finally being proud of her country and a few tips on how to plant carrots and destroy school lunches,” He said of Michelle.
President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle could sign post-White House book contracts for as much as a combined $45 million, according to The New York Times.
Although professionals in the field differ on the exact figures expected, Raphael Sagalyn of the ICM/Sagalyn Literary Agency told The New York Times that Barack Obama’s book deal “is going to be easily the most valuable presidential memoir ever [as much as $30 million with a two- or three-book contract], and I think Michelle Obama has the opportunity to sell the most valuable first lady memoir in history.”
Publishers, however, say they expect the figures to be significantly lower, at no more than a combined $22 million.
Undoubtedly whatever Obama writes will be praised to the ends of the Earth by liberals, no matter how factually inaccurate it is. Obama lives in a different world from the rest of us: He actually thinks he’s accomplished good things over the past eight years.
Once President-elect Donald Trump is sworn in and begins fixing America, perhaps people will realize what a horrible president Obama was and no one will buy his book.