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Local Gas Station Puts Up Sign That Has Everyone Laughing

A gas station in Seattle , Washington put up a sign that has everyone, especially parents laughing their heads off.  It is common for businesses to use these signs to offer discounts or other incentives to shop with them, but they are also used to grab your attention by making you laugh.  This sign has my attention.

“In October of 2005 we converted our auto repair shop into an ExtraMile convenience store and suddenly we had a problem. It had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like. But with the ExtraMile, there were no more cars to fix and the place was plastered with store specials.”

If laughter is the best medicine, then the signs posted by this gas station should inoculate you against almost anything.  Since putting up the first sign, the gas station has made these witticisms a tradition.  Evidently they work because the station always does a brisk business.  The doctor is in.

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And thus liberalism was founded

Build the wall around Wisconsin

Shia LaBeouf should try that

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Have you ever wondered what the difference between an autobiography and a memoir is?  An autobiography is a factual story of your life and a memoir is the facts as they remember them.

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Reality is for people who can’t handle doctor prescribed drugs

 

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Crash course in humor

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I knew they were going to say that because I have ESPn.  My son has ESPn2

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Why do I have a sudden uirge to fill up my tank?

 

 

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