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Caitlyn Jenner to Do Nude Photo Shoot

Caitlyn Jenner, who has had a sex change operation is now planning a nude photo shoot to show off her new body.  Yeah, like anyone is going to buy a magazine so they can see a 67 year old  freakozoid in the buff.  This will be an embarrassment to his/her family and that’s saying something considering how little seems to embarrass the Kardashians.

Caitlyn Jenner has plans to do a nude photo shoot to reveal her new body after she shared in her upcoming memoir that she had undergone gender reassignment surgery, according to the Daily Mail.

Though the 67-year-old former Olympic gold medalist vowed in her memoir to never speak again about the surgery she had in January, she is reportedly planning to take off all her clothes and show off her new figure, according to the article published Thursday. 

“Brody [Jenner] told them [the family] that Caitlyn has planned and booked a full nude photo shoot and they were like, that’s unacceptable, it’s taking things too far,’” a source said. “They’re hoping the shoot doesn’t come to pass because that would be their worst nightmare. Taking it to that level and unveiling her [new body] with a fully naked photo spread is going way too far.”

Kris Jenner has reportedly vowed to make sure the shoot never happens.

“She knew the surgery was inevitable and it was bound to happen,” the source revealed. “But she says she will do everything in her power to stop the shoot if she can.”

Jenner explains his/her reason for the nude photo shoot:

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated.  I am telling you because I believe in candor. So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it.”

“So why even consider it?    Because it’s just a penis. It has no special gifts or use for me other tan [than] what I have said before, the ability to take a whiz in the woods. I just want to have all the right parts. I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time. I am going to live authentically for the first time in my life.”

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