It’s fun to joke around with your significant other but there is such a thing as taking things too far. That’s exactly what Ryan Hamilton of Boston, otherwise known as the force behind YouTube channel HammyTV did to his girlfriend. Before she went jogging, he put put a large quantity of hot chili sauce in her thong panties. I don’t know if that made her run faster but it surely affected her jogging.
Hamilton continued to film as the couple went for a run in a nearby park. Jen had barely done half a lap around the park before she started experiencing discomfort – and ultimately ran home to pour almond milk in her pants.
The chili extract Hamilton used is called ‘Satan’s Blood’, and if the name doesn’t already sound bad enough, Hamilton explains to viewers that the oil contains 800,000 Scoville heat units – making it one of the hottest substances in the world.
For reference, a Jalapeno pepper contains approximately 1,000 Scoville heat units – meaning the oil Hamilton poured into his girlfriend’s underwear is the rough equivalent of 800 Jalapenos. Ouch.
Needless to say, Jen begins expressing her discomfort after having the underwear on for a very brief amount of time. The couple has barely done half a lap around a nearby park before she begins complaining of a painful itching and burning.
Girls, what would you do if your boyfriend or husband did this to you and where would I send the flowers to since I wouldn’t be able to make the viewing or the graveside service?