….And take your friends with you!

Attorney General Eric Holder didn’t just kill 300 Mexicans, he also killed irony.

And to consider a series of new federal laws imposing tough penalties on gun traffickers who help funnel weapons to dangerous criminals.

I think that we all look forward to Holder catching himself and locking himself up. It shouldn’t be a very difficult investigation even for him. It’s only a question of how much time Holder will give himself to turn himself in. And hopefully he won’t tip himself off about his own raid on himself.

Or maybe he can designate his left hand as the “bad hand” that funneled weapons to dangerous criminals and his right hand as the “good hand” that locks up those who funnel weapons to dangerous criminals and they can fight it out to see if Good Holder or Evil Holder will win out.