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Hillary Clinton Makes Least Influential List

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GQ Magazine has come out with their annual Least Influential people in America.  She joins a list of other notable losers such as Lena Dunham, Tim Kaine, NeverTrumpers, Arianna Huffington, Mark Zuckerberg and Harambe.    And just to demonstrate how liberal GQ is the number one least influential person is God.

Here is the write up on Hillary:

Hillary Clinton
I hate putting her here, given that liberals turned on her like pit vipers the moment she conceded, and given that nearly three million more people voted for her than her opponent, and given that Russia deliberately hijacked the election cycle. But I have no choice. When you lose an election to Donald Trump, you belong on this list. How do you fuck that up?? It’s Donald Trump! I genuinely doubt whether that man can tie his own shoes, and he still beat her. Would it have killed you to visit Wisconsin, Hillary? I know it’s full of fat people and bad pretzels, but sometimes you gotta come out of your fundraising hole and kiss some babies. I’ll never get over it. I’ll be 80 and on my deathbed and my kids will be around me and I’ll beckon them closer and, in my final moments, I will whisper these words like a secret: “I can’t believe she lost to that asshole.”

And her running mate:
Tim Kaine
Do we know where he is? Does he still exist? Did he ever exist? Or was he simply an enlarged cutout of a stock photo that Hillary Clinton chose as a running mate because her whole campaign consisted of nothing but tragically safe and conservative choices? I’ve had dreams that lingered longer than this guy.
Gary Johnson:
Gary Johnson
Of all the choices the Libertarian party could have made, they chose the one guy dumber than Trump to rep their cause. Aleppo? What’s Aleppo? Is that the new Pixar movie? I heard about this movie! It’s the one with the squirrel, right? Gary couldn’t even win the coveted “Third Party candidate who ruins everything for the Democrats” title this year. That honor went to Jill Stein, who thinks autism is caused by handiwipes.
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