How to Melt a Snowflake in 5 Easy Steps
There are about a million ways to melt a snowflake. All it takes is about two seconds and half a brain. Here are five options: Use something other than mono-syllabic...
Why Mitch McConnell Got It Right
Sunshine poured into the Rose Garden during Monday’s public swearing-in ceremony of Neil Gorsuch to the United States Supreme Court. Little black rain clouds soon followed in the form of...
Why Obamacare IS NOT America’s Most Critical Issue
While the wreckage of the House flame-out on Obamacare continues to litter the political landscape, we must ask, What’s next? Just what, exactly, is THE most critical issue of the...
Is Healthcare Bill Failure a Win for Conservatives – or Something Else?
‘Conservatives’ spent the last few weeks torching the American Health Care Act. The bill was yanked from the House floor on Friday because it lacked the votes to pass. Just...
Why “Women’s March” Misses the Mark
One day after President Trump was sworn into office, thousands of women nationwide took to the streets. They wanted to demonstrate to the new administration that “women’s rights are human...
10 Tips for Inauguration Protestistas
Dear Protestistas: You’re upset about a Donald Trump presidency, aka: the end of Western Civilization as we know it. So you’re boycotting Friday’s inauguration. You’re descending on D.C. in droves...
10 New Year’s Resolutions for MTV
The rocket scientists at MTV apparently thought they’d make the season dreary and trite by cooking up a batch of 2017 Resolutions for White Guys. Released on YouTube on December...
Electoral College Delivers Stinging Slapdown to Leftistas
538 members of the Electoral College met at state capitols Monday to cast their votes for president. In a move that surprised no one – expect maybe Michael Moore and...
What Americans Need After Obama
They lost. And they still can’t get over it. Still smarting from an historic trouncing in November, Leftistas are doing what they do best in the aftermath of Donald Trump’s...
Why Leftistas Rate a ‘Thank You’ For Response to A Trump Winy
It’s no secret that “progressives” – affectionately dubbed “Leftistas” – are in disarray after cratering in the last election. These poor dears are shocked – shocked! that they didn’t win...
‘Baby, It’s Bold Outside!’
Temperatures are dropping. It’s cold outside. Right on cue, the Perennially Outraged/Coloring Book Crowd is showing us why anyone with an I.Q. above a potted plant is gagging on their...
An Open Letter to Anti-Trump ‘Protestors’
Surprised by the level of vitriol and sheer lunacy on display in the post-election anti-Trump temper tantrums taking place nationwide? Well, what did you expect? This conduct, though deplorable, shouldn’t...
True That, Dude
First we were told he just had a “potty mouth.” No harm. No foul. Trump’s lewd comments on the now-infamous Access Hollywood tape were just “locker room braggadocio.” Those offended...
EPIC! Conservative Woman Unloads On Trump-Excusing GOP
She’s had it with spineless jellyfish and craven cowards. A conservative woman posting under the Twitter handle MBGlenn unloaded on what used to be the GOP in a series of...
Cognitive Dissonance: Why Trump’s Use of Female Clinton Victims Doesn’t Quite Work – And What Can
In full damage control mode, Donald Trump appeared with four female Clinton victims at a pre-debate press conference prior to Sunday night’s mudfest. The joint appearance was an attempt to...
Dozens of Former GOP Lawmakers Release Letter Opposing Trump
If you’re having reservations about Donald Trump, you’re not alone. The Hill reports that dozens of former GOP lawmakers sent an open to letter to Republicans on Thursday, expressing concern...
Federal Judge Takes Aim at Gun Control, 2A Scores BIG!
A federal judge handed gun rights a big victory last week. You probably haven’t heard about it from the lamestream media, but the Chief Justice for the U.S. District Court...
NBA Players Lock Arms During National Anthem
Players for the Knicks and the Rockets locked arms during the national anthem on Tuesday to show support for protests regarding police shootings. No individual player chose not to stand...
12 and 270: Why a Vote For Trump Won’t Matter HERE, And What You Can Do About It
If you live on the Blue Coast and want to waste your presidential vote this year, cast it for Donald Trump. Before you get all huffy and trot out Chicken...
Did They Get It Right? SNL Spoofs First Presidential Debate
The first presidential debate looked like an act right out of Ringling Bros. to many. While The Second Greatest Show on Earth ramped up at Hofstra University on Monday, the...
Is Donald Trump a Feminist? Rudy Giuliani Weighs In, Shreds Hillary
Is Donald Trump a feminist or not? That question was put to former Mayor Rudy Giuliani after the first debate at Hofstra University. Here’s what Giuliani had to say on...