I know that mothers need to go out of the house sometimes to do the grocery shopping, doctor appointments or just some time off with the girls, but after seeing these pictures, moms may never leave the children home again.
Where are the bitches?
Is it ripe yet?
Damn. Liberals have unarmed me.
Confucius says this all mommy’s fault.
Hey. Moss don’t grow on a busy street, Buster.
I got this body from lifting weights, a six ounce bottle at a time.
This is just wrong on many levels.
When I asked you for some dough, this is not what I had in mind
Irving called. His mommy won’t let you play with him anymore
All you said was to make sure I put the kids in bed
This dad really knows how to swing
Oh darlink, you are so loverly
These kids have a great future in the resort industry
So, go mom. Relax. Daddy’s got it covered.