Hilarious…Why Women Should Never Leave Their Children Alone With Dad

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I know that mothers need to go out of the house sometimes to do the grocery shopping, doctor appointments or just some time off with the girls, but after seeing these pictures, moms may never leave the children home again.

It's a truth universally acknowledged... that leaving dad at home alone with the kids is just asking for trouble. Pictured: A barmy dad gives his 'biker' baby a beard and tattoo

Where are the bitches?

And as these side-splitting photos prove, one dad plus a bunch of small children equals some terrible - yet hilarious - ideas. Pictured: A dad decides his baby is an oversized kewi

Is it ripe yet?

A barmy dad even tucked his baby's arms into a pair of child's tights, to stop the infant wriggling free. In the picture, the youngster looks less than impressed

Damn.  Liberals have unarmed me.

'I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes,' moaned the Reddit user who posted this hilarious photo of her angry-looking infant

Confucius says this all mommy’s fault.

This bizarre picture was captioned: 'My husband may have gone too far in dressing our son like an old man for school today'

Hey.  Moss don’t grow on a busy street, Buster.

The multi-tasking man found a clever way of enjoying a snack while babysitting. 'The only way my three-day-old daughter would fall asleep. After two hours of carrying her around I got hungry'

Multitasking

This father dressed his son up as American stand-up comedian, actor and sports commentator Joe Rogan for his first Halloween... with hilarious results

I got this body from lifting weights, a six ounce bottle at a time.

This dad tied his baby's baby grow around the leg of his crib - to stop the infant from crawling out of sight

This is just wrong on many levels.

Egg on your face: This daughter wears a pancake courtesy of her joker father. 'You can tell me I'm a bad dad but this one is staying in the baby album', read the caption

When I asked you for some dough, this is not what I had in mind

'I asked my brother how my niece was doing and he sent me this... I don't think he's taking fatherhood very seriously,' read this Imgur caption

Irving called.  His mommy won’t let you play with him anymore

This father devised a fun game for his two children to play - but his wife may not have seen the funny side

All you said was to make sure I put the kids in bed

That's the life: This dad thought up a novel way of occupying his daughter - while still chilling out with a beer in the sunshine

This dad really knows how to swing

It's bath time: This dad clearly had a great time giving his baby some extravagant hairdos with bubbles

Oh darlink, you are so loverly

'This is how I wanted to spend father's day': A dad has his ideal father's day - sitting in a tub playing video games while his children wait on him with beer and towels

These kids have a great future in the resort industry

So, go mom.  Relax.  Daddy’s got it covered.