Cologne

The Muslim refugees in Germany is now demanding that the German government ban all alcohol, otherwise the sexual assaults.  This is further proof that Islamic refugees expect their host nations to integrate with them instead of the opposite way.  The number of sexual assaults on New Year’s Eve has risen to almost 520 and over all reported crimes is approaching 900.  The refugees are also blaming German women for the sexual attacks, citing their clothing.

“You cannot expect to chuck a naked antelope in front of a lion and not expect it to react. It is mind boggling that with so much time spent teaching children about sex at school, they completely forget to pass on this basic biological fact.”

Then they called for banning of alcohol.  That will go over like a lead balloon.  Cologne’s Muslim preacher Imam Sami Abu-Yusuf blamed the attack on women wearing perfume:

“One of the reasons is the way the women were dressed. If they just wear light clothing and put on perfume, then things like this will happen.”

“No, that is of course forbidden and not only for Muslims. But there were women with very open clothing and they were wearing perfume, and at the same time while walking through the drunken masses, of course for these North African men, that was an excuse to grope them. That doesn’t mean to say that I believe women cannot be dressed like this. Everyone has to accept that.”

Okay.  I think I’ve got it now.  If German women don’t want to get raped, they need to wear mumus about 3 sizes too big, quit wearing perfume, ban all alcohol don’t handle any goats or travel anywhere that refugees might go.

OK women.  Got it?