If you ever get upset with your spouse for not taking out the trash or not doing the dishes, just count your blessings that they didn’t do something like this.
Stuart Valentino, a 34-year-old husband and father of four, awoke to his wife Samantha screaming. The reason?
He had a gigantic penis tattooed on his thigh:
Stuart told reports:
“After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.”
Not surprisingly, the incident led to Stuart getting himself kicked out of the house:
“It caused no end of rows and she’s now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose.”
Ironically, the tattoo gun Stuart used to get his new ink was actually purchased by his wife:
Samantha has banned Stuart from taking his children to swimming practice until he gets it removed:
Unfortunately, the removal is going to cost him a pretty penny — not to mention a long-lasting fight:
“We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday.”
They probably don’t make “Sorry, I got a penis tattooed on my leg” cards. Going to have to get creative on this apology, Stu.
Found at IJ Review