When Disney, Dylan Mulvaney, and a “fairy godmother” with a mustache come together in one gorgeous rainbow-hued train wreck of a viral story, it’s a great day in Wokeville. In time for “pride month” too!
With a TikTok video from October, Mulvaney, the man who nearly single-handedly destroyed Bud Light’s market share by drawing attention to the brewer’s hard-left values, is returning to haunt the House of Mouse.
He cannot, however, claim sole ownership of the current controversy. Instead, a “fairy godmother” by the name of Nick is to blame.
Nick, a mustachioed man in a dress and heavy makeup who introduces himself as “a fairy godmother’s apprentice,” tells a girl entering the Enchanted Chamber shop at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, in a video posted to TikTok earlier this week that he is “here to shop you around and make all your selections for the day.”
Before visiting the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, which takes its name from one of the more annoying songs from the 1950 Disney animated classic “Cinderella,” young girls can select their Disney Princess outfits at The Enchanted Chamber in the Magic Kingdom.
There, for a hefty price, parents can watch “a royal transformation as children become elegant princesses and shining knights — right before your eyes!” according to the theme park’s website.
“With the wave of a magic wand — plus a few hands-on tricks of the trade — our Fairy Godmother’s Apprentices will pamper and primp your child until they look storybook stunning,” the site says, adding that the attraction is for children ages 3 to 12.
Well, here’s one “fairy godmother’s apprentice” who didn’t look so stunning:
Dude, you’re not doing it right. You aren’t even trying.
You won’t be shocked to discover that Mulvaney played a significant role in this phenomenon, known as “BudLighting,” which was given a heavy dose in this case. It is what happens when a business wakes up so quickly that it not only “goes broke,” to use the slang term, but does so in the manner of Black Tuesday during the Great Depression:
Disney has a man in a dress working in the dress store for little girls at Disneyland. This is who Disney wants girls to see when they first walk in to pick out a dress. pic.twitter.com/Ta2dwyAaSa
— Jason Jones (@jonesville) May 30, 2023
What sort of grown man wants to help little girls pick princess dresses?? 🤔
— I Man, American (@IManExpertMan) May 30, 2023
This gives off predator vibes.
— theeAZmatt +🌵🏜 (@therealAZMatt) May 30, 2023
That boutique is a big deal for the girls when they go there. Mine went. They’re having this little fantasy day and now they get greeted for this experience by a creepy man in a dress?
He is immeasurably creepy just for wanting this job position in the first place.
— Billboard Chris 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@BillboardChris) May 30, 2023
Disgusting! Disney is not the company of my childhood anymore. It shouldn't be the company of children anymore…period.
— Rockin' The 904 Like A Boss (@Florida904Boss) May 30, 2023
Twitter isn’t the real world, to be sure, but Nick doesn’t seem to live there either, as evidenced by the fact that his drag isn’t much more believable than what you’d see in a “Kids in the Hall” comedy.
But do you know what’s even more unsettling than an adult man showing the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique to kids between the ages of 3 and 12 while disguised as a woman?
A grown guy dressed as a woman requests that the assistant secretary emeritus of some fairy godmother (or whatever) show him around the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique as if he were a young child between the ages of 3 and 12.
And lo and behold, he is right here!
@dylanmulvaney still had fun tho 💓🥲#bibbidibobbidiboutique #trans #disneyland ♬ som original – Lay ❤️
C’mon folks, sing it together with me: “Salagadoola mechicka boola / Bibbidi-bobbidi-BudLighting / Put them together and what have you got? / Yet another round of boycotting!”
To be clear, Mulvaney released this video in October as part of his “365 Days of Girlhood” series, when most of us were blissfully ignorant of his existence.
A mustachioed middle-aged man playing the fairy godmother would have probably gone viral before now if he had been a long-standing member of the bibbidi bobbidi bizarro cast at the Magic Kingdom, so it is at least reasonable to assume that Nick’s employment in his current position is recent.
But here’s the thing: Mulvaney is now so poisonous that anything he touches in terms of mainstream corporate culture will be ruined, even in retrospect.
It’s true that it took Nick to bring this video to the notice of people outside of Mulvaney’s exclusive, very-online woke fans, but it begs the question of what type of 25-year-old man would go into a kids’ store and ask to be done up like a Disney princess?
The Disneyland personnel isn’t even to be commended for keeping him out; given the company’s distorted values, I assume the main problem was probably that they didn’t have his size available.
Disney is probably not happy that this only draws more attention to the Nick video.
That seems to be the least of the issues the less-than-magical Kingdom will have to contend with in the near future.
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