• March 28, 2024

Are There No Lengths Hillary Won’t Go To, To Get Votes. This Is Just, Well…

You decide, but she’s old. We all know she’s old, and no amount of Dabbing, dancing or rapping will change that. Perhaps a wardrobe update, tho? Those pants suits. Really.

BarStoolSports PUUUUUKE. I cringed so God damn hard. There is nothing, and I mean nothing Hillary won’t do to seem cool to the younger generation. It’s awkward hip mom times a trillion. I’m convinced that if you told Hillary everyone is drinking their own urine for fun now (Buzzfeed actually is) she would drink her piss in two seconds. Hold a press conference and chug some pee right in America’s eyeball. Do the nae nae with her peeps. Just so fake and contrived.

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Hillary meeting with staffers

Hillary – “Guys, what’s this Dab thing I keep hearing about, will it get me votes?”

Staffers – *Crickets*

Hillary – “Ok great, book me on Ellen and we’ll get it done, fo-shizzle”.

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