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Barbara Streisand Says Trump is Responsible For Her Becoming Fat

Barbara Streisand, who disappointed millions of Americans by not keeping her promise to leave America, is now accusing Donald Trump of making her fat.  She has not yet said whether it’s Trump’s fault that she is a total moron.  The idiot makes the claim that when she hears news pertaining to President Trump, it triggers an overwhelming desire for pancakes with heavy maple syrup.  I’d love to see the science behind that claim.


This is the same dolt who said that everyone must dry their clothes on a line to prevent global warming.  But there was never a clothesline connected to her multi million dollar condo.  I guess her edicts are meant only for the peasants.

“Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!”

On Saturday Streisand was particularly distressed about Trump’s accusation that then-President Barack Obama wiretapped his phones during the election.

“Trump just accused Obama of tapping his phones,” she tweeted. “Seriously crazy times. Time for more pancakes.”



Barbara Streisand isn’t the most retarded person in Hollywood but she is in the top two.

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