• September 26, 2022

Female Ted Cruz Look Alike to Make Porn Film

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Recently, 21 year old Searcy Hayes appeared on the Maury Povich Show and people went crazy because she looks just like Ted Cruz wearing a wig.  Searcy has agreed to make a six minute sex tape with her boyfriend for $10,000 dollars.  I don’t know about you, but I have no desire to see a Ted Cruz look alike doing the dirty for the camera and I am guessing neither Cruz or his campaign manager are very pleased about it.  She has already become a meme to mock him.

Uproxx broke the story and they said:

“For $10,000, Hayes and her husband will be recording a six-minute sex tape that’s yet to have a title. That’s about $1,666.66 per hot and steaming minute.  This is just the kind of novelty porn America wants, apparently. Ted Cruz with a wig is right up our alley.”

“We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme.  I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.” Or maybe they wanted to see Ted Cruz in action? Either way, it works.”
I have no doubt they will make a small fortune with the video, but it’s possible that such a video could violate the “cruel and unusual” punishment clause in the Constitution.

 

 

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