F**k Oscar Night, Join Tomi Lahren for The Snowflake Awards

While 1% actors and actresses line up to bash the first real president this country has seen in a longtime and try to collect an Oscar or two, Radio DJ Doc Thompson and Tomi Lahren will be hosting the first annual “Snowflake Awards.”  Just like the Oscars, you will get to see big name stars in some of their most dramatic roles.  The fear that they exude will put Janet Leigh’s shower scene to shame.

For far too long the emotionally challenged Hollywood liberals have not gotten their due.  It’s time that they get showered with the praise they so richly deserve.  We should record their best quotes like Rosie O’Donnell saying 9/11 was a fraud because heat doesn’t melt steel.  (No, it’s made in hollow trees by elves)  “If we refuse to allow Muslims into the country, they will kill us.”  “Illegals have a constitutional right to invade our country and live off government freebies.”

New movies could be made such as “A River of My Tears Run Through It” or Field of Dreams of My Father9s)”, the Obama biography or even “Gone With the Money”, The Hillary Clinton Story.

Here are the five categories and the nominees:

Snowflake-Awards

  • Sean Penn
  • 50 Cent
  • Michael Moore
  • George Clooney
  • Mark Ruffalo

  • TrigglyPuff
  • Jimmy Kimmel
  • Female NYU “Professor”
  • Chelsea Handler
  • Debra Messing
  • Chuck Schumer
  • Sarah Silverman
  • Shia LaBeouf

  • Moby
  • Iggy Azalea
  • Gary Johnson
  • Donald Sutherland
  • Rob Reiner

  • Matt Damon
  • Jimmy Buffet
  • Don Cheadle
  • Michael Moore
  • George Lopez
  • Leo DiCaprio

  • Amy Schumer
  • Lena Dunham
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Colin Kaepernick
  • Debra Messing
  • Michael Moore

 

 

 

 

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