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6. Astrologer

Via: astrologernaveen.com

Via: astrologernaveen.com

 A distinctive feature of the eighth grade curriculum is knowledge of the planets, and many of us are familiar with the “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas” mnemonic. All you need is access to a computer you can easily use online natal chart generators like the one available here to generate reliably nonspecific information about credulous clients.

N.B. While Pluto is no longer a planet, in astronomical circles, according to astrology.com, Pluto still rules (among other things), crime, kidnapping, obsession, viruses, and waste. So burgeoning astrologers are better off with “Nine Pizzas” that the “Nachos” substituted for those coming of age in today’s astronomy classes.