3. Republican

Via: masslive.com
Eight grade is high time for learning about the Constitution. Depending on the teaching style of the history or social studies teacher, we as eighth graders often had to memorize the historical documents and contents. If we were lucky, we just had to know the Bill of Rights; however, if the teacher held you accountable for knowing the specifics of the original articles and each state of amendments, you’d make a great Republican, who knows and upholds the U.S. Constitution as a cavernous and formidable Holy Grail. Some might argue that this is not a career in the strict sense of the word; however, as real blue blood Republicans often enjoy a trust fund, live off the interest of family property or investments, or, at the very least, can expect to inherit, actual earnings is often a nonissue.