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Misdirected Texts That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Posted byby Weapon of Mass Instruction
October 26, 2016
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Everyone has sent texts to the wrong person but these are far beyond simple mistakes. If laughter is the best medicine you will live to be 130

Can you imagine what your father would say if you accidentally texted him that you were planning on losing your virginity that night?

Calling your boss 'a fat a** bitch' seems like a risky move for someone who's hoping to stay employed

This father sent a horribly awkward message to his child that revealed he was messing around with the summer intern at work

Harsh words: It's one thing to say a baby isn't beautiful behind someone's back and quite another to do it to their face

If there's anything that should persuade you to double check who you're texting, then sending: 'Lol how p***** would Val be if she knew I was at the beach sipping pina coladas today' to your work superior is it

Accidentally texting your date rather than their friend is common theme

'Oh s***' indeed! Telling someone that you slept with their boyfriend is a sure fire way to break up a friendship

Truly disgusting: A stepfather that agrees to have sex with you because you sent them a text that was meant for your boyfriend certainly raises some questions

Ouch! Antonia may not be able to pull of a pair of zebra-print trousers, but she has enough ammunition to get her own back

This text isn't a typo! The mother tries to pass it off with as an inside joke, but child doesn't believe her

Wrong number: Unless this man has become a woman with double D breasts and a 200lb boyfriend, it's not Daniel

This move could have been a sneaky manouvre on the part of Mike's date to try to get him to improve in bed

The 'bologna pony' is a horrible image for a child to get out of their mind when it involves their parents love life

Sarah wasn't happy when her date Jeremy texted her: 'Date was good but she was boring and seemed like a prude. If she doesn't show me her t*** by saturday night she's out'

Feel some pity for poor Aaron, whose date tried to text a friend for help from the bathroom of a dull date - but ended up messaging her date instead

It's clearly not a good idea to criticise how much Jenny eats - and rightly so. An unlimited shrimp night is no night to be abstemious

This exchange sees an unnecessarily mean response, perhaps, but it is at least accurate

Disgusting: A son asks his father which porn website he is pedaling a video of his mother on so he can avoid it

At least he knows his parents have a healthy sex life! Every child wants their parents to be happy, after all

Busted: Fathers really should be more careful about who they send messages about their affairs to

Polishing your shoes on a bed sounds just as messy as such does - you wouldn't want to get black shoe polish on yuor sheets

'Sometimes love means putting something weird in your mouth' is a motto that could apply to both oral sex and oysters

An incident US Marine received a text telling him that the person he slept with last week has genital herpes, and that his doctor told him all his past sexual partners should get checked out

This mother still thinks she should be approving all of her daughter's in-house activities - even if she's 18

Parents should really double check who they're sending messages to, as this mother discovers

Alex's father has more than just a quick drive around the neighbourhood planned by the looks of these messages

It's probably a good idea not to discuss sex by text at all. There's clearly a reason that people in films who have affairs always keep the details of it on a separate phone