• May 18, 2024

New Alarm Clock For Women and Really Weird Men

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A new alarm clock aimed towards women is a huge hit in the UK.  It sold out as soon as it hit the shelves.  Little Rooster, the company that manufactures the device say it will be October before more of the devices will hit the stores.  This little device is good for multitasking.  It is a vibrating alarm clock that is placed in a woman’s panties before going to sleep.  It has many settings for volume and intensity of the vibrations.

Sex trainer Charlotte Rose told RT that she believes this could help women suffering from certain sexual issues. She said “This looks like a great little device for women who may be suffering from low libido due to natural events such as menopause.”

Priced at £69 ($92), the buzzing plastic gadget is meant to be placed in the user’s underwear overnight. When it goes off, it will throb and vibrate until switched off. The vibrations, which begin gently then increase in intensity, are said to provide users with a gentle wake up call.

According to the Little Rooster’s manufacturers, the device has 27 silent buzzing settings, and three loud ones, for really heavy sleepers.

Like any modern alarm clock, it even includes a snooze button.

I happen to know a woman who bought on on Sunday.  She claims it’s the best alarm clock she’s ever owned.  She did arrive at work at 9:15 though.  The boss started giving her hell and she said “I’m only 15 minutes late.”

“Forget the 15 minutes, where were you on Monday and Tuesday?”