Let this story be a lesson to all. It is never a good idea to play on your cell phone while driving… It’s especially not a good idea to do what this Darwin Award nominee was found to be doing at the moments before his death. According to The Smoking Gun:
A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.
The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.
Michigan State Police officials report that Jones became “distracted” while watching the film and lost control of the car, which overturned. Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car’s sun roof and died on the scene,
Accident investigators discovered that Jones, who was alone in the Toyota, was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.
This guy really should have waited to satisfy his earthly desires until after he arrived at home. Of course, there are no second chances in life.