seizure

There is no truth to the rumors that before the debate, Hillary and her team called out for Little Seizure’s pizza.  She should have worn Medieval armor because Trump walked all over her all night.  No flash photography was allowed to prevent the flashes from setting off one of Hillary’s seizures.

PIX 11 news anchor Kirstin Cole announced Monday that the Secret Service banned flash photography from Sunday night’s presidential debate hall at Washington University in St. Louis over fears it could “inspire Hillary’s seizure disorder.”

“For those of you who watched to the bitter, bitter end of this, did you catch this?” Cole posed to the audience. “The comeback of the cardboard camera. Holy 80s drive me to the photo map, Batman.”

“We thought it was a Secret Service thing, banning the cell phones.”