Kids. Those drunk little people running around screaming and hollering like uncle Randy at Thanksgiving dinner.
Every parent has gone through at least one scenario below and though it may not have seemed funny a the time it’s damned hilarious now.
Is there no limit to the little ones insanity? If these tweets are any evidence, no.
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) September 14, 2011
Kids are just so… so… Awake in the mornings
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) July 11, 2013
A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 19, 2014
"Now that you are here I can finally lose my shit." – kids when their moms show up to pick them up from anywhere.
— Heather B. Armstrong (@dooce) December 16, 2013
Watching "Frozen" again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she's going to fucking watch it every day until college.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 9, 2014
H/T The Chive
NIGHT CAM CATCHES TWINS PLAYING AFTER BEDTIME