You and your girlfriend are out to dinner. Because the both of you are 19 and immature fuckwads, neither of you are actually talking and you’re both just clicking around on your iPhones. You’re playing Candy Crush because, again, you’re a 19-year-old fuckwad who has no manners. Realizing you’re a dick, you put your phone away and ask your girlfriend how her day’s been going. Rather than give you an answer, she says “Hold on, I’m texting someone.”
“No one just hold on.”
And with that bullshit response, you’re now paranoid that she’s texting some hot hunk to meet up and bang while you’re at home jerking off to this month’s issue of Good Housekeeping. Obviously this is an over-the-top scenario, but if you truly were paranoid that your girlfriend was cheating on you there’s always the option of hiring a “honey trap,” aka someone who intentionally flirts with your partner online in order to determine whether or not he/she is open to cheating on you.
This is where Amy Wade comes in.
Amy Wade charges £20-a-week to set traps by sending messages to unsuspecting strays on social media to test if they’re being faithful.
The 28-year-old, from Surrey, works as a honey in her spare time and is given direction from her clients to be as shy or as saucy as they want her to be.