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Trump: Knock the Crap Out of Them…I Will Pay All Legal Fees

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Donald Trump is getting a little tired of tomatoes.  First, a mentally challenged protester by the name of Andrew Joseph Alemao, 28, threw two at Trump but he threw like a girl.  Even worse, he threw like Obama.  Most girls can get the ball to home plate.  And today, his security detail warned him there were tomatoes in the audience.  I guess he decided enough is enough and he knows his audience are fighters just like he is.  Liberals are in for a very rude awakening this year.

“Security just told me there may be someone with tomatoes in [the] audience.  If you see them, knock the crap out of them.”

“I’ll pay the legal fees!”

Trump is no lightweight either.  Back in 1991, while on his way to New jersey for a Paula Abdul concert, he saw a man beating another man with a ball bat.  He jumped out of his limo and stopped the attacker:

“Witnesses said Trump, with Marla Maples tugging at his arm to try to stop him, leaped from his black stretch limousine Monday evening during the Manhattan assault.

“”Someone in the car looked over and said, ‘Gee, look at that, it’s a mugging,’ ” Trump said. “I said to my driver to stop the car because it was brutal-looking.”

“Trump was at first reluctant to discuss his daredevil deed, but then he warmed to the task.

“”The guy with the bat looked at me, and I said, “Look, you’ve gotta stop this. Put down the bat,”‘ Trump said. “I guess he recognized me because he said, ‘Mr. Trump, I didn’t do anything wrong.’ I said, ‘How could you not do anything wrong when you’re whacking a guy with a bat?’ Then he ran away.

“Trump said the incident occurred at 8 p.m. as he, Maples and another couple were heading toward the Lincoln Tunnel on their way to the Meadowlands in New Jersey for a Paula Abdul concert.”

A witness to the incident backed up Trump’s account:

“All of a sudden, a big long limousine pulls up on an angle, and Donald Trump pops out with the blond, too,” the witness said. “There was a guy with a bat, hitting a guy over the head, and Trump yelled, ‘Put that bat down. What are you doing?’ The guy dropped the bat, came over and started talking to him.”

“Trump said the bat-man delivered at least “five or six good whacks” before he interceded.

“Trump said he left the site only after he saw a man who appeared to be a doctor treating the victim and heard that an ambulance was on its way.

“A Midtown North Precinct spokeswoman said the attack was not reported to police.”

just a few weeks before, Trump’s mother was attacked and mugged.  A witness saw what happened and chased the mugger down.  I guess Trump was just paying back a debt.

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