The crash was a horrific close-call, but this guy clearly steals the show!

This is a local news report from WKYT in Lexington, Kentucky about a drunk couple that crashed their sweet Geo Tracker into a utility pole, disturbing a hive of bees, which then proceeded to attack them. Because if there’s one thing bees can’t stand, it’s a drunk driver. Thankfully, local resident Gary Lee Anderson was there to retell the events. His highlights:

Well I just had got done feeding my chickens waterin’ em and stuff and I walked back to my house there to get my phone so I could play a video game on it and all a sudden I heard a big boom…

And they like AAAH come out, screaming and squalin, and uh, running around, bout like a chicken with his head cut off.

[After taking Gary’s garden hose to try to spray the bees off] But I told em, you need to get out of that water, but see I didn’t know they was getting eatin’ by bees I thought they was jus high.

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H/T to Geekologie