You would think that a university would insist that it’s campus police have an IQ of at least a whole number. On the other hand, an IQ over one would be a hindrance on the liberal college campuses of today. Case in point. The University of South Alabama. D.J. Parten, president of Students for Concealed Carry at the university decided to make a point by wearing an empty gun holster. The school has a total ban on weapons that includes everything including water pistols. No, seriously, water pistols are specifically named as a weapon. Some whiny liberal educated idiot called the campus police, saying an empty holster was a safety threat.
All weapons are prohibited in University housing buildings, parking lots, and on University property. This includes, but is not limited to, bullets, ball bearing bullets, bullet balls, pellets, firearms, guns, knives (see below III.12. “Knives”), paintball guns, air guns, hunting bows, archery bows, swords, martial arts weapons, and replicas of such weapons. Toy and water guns are prohibited. In addition, fireworks and pyrotechnic devices and materials are prohibited on University property. Students who violate this community standard may be subject to the Housing Judicial Process. Please also refer to the Student Code of Conduct (7. g.).
From The Blaze:
One officer is shown on the video confronting the students, telling them, “You know there’s a no-weapons policy out here, but still you want to push it.”
Parten informs the officer that he was only carrying a holster and did not have a weapon. But the officer again asks Parten if he got “permission” to wear it.
“To wear a holster?” Parten asks. “I don’t need permission to wear it.”
The officer tells Parten that the school has a “no weapons” policy and again, Parten points out that he isn’t carrying a gun, just a holster.
“I understand that,” the officer responds.
Parten is then told by the officer to “take it up with the dean of students.”
“Because y’all are gonna be written up for disciplinary, and I will put in there your attitude, you understand?” the officer continues.
Eventually, the officers leave the scene, warning Parten that he’ll be written up again if the department gets any more calls.
https://youtu.be/rHsYdJ9RXRU
This gives me an idea. A large group of conservative students should first prepare by finely chopping up 4 very large white onions, place them in four separate baggies and then crush the juice out of them, with the top firmly sealed. Break into groups. It would be good if you have a few pregnant students. If you do, put them in a group by themselves and arm them with a baggie of onions. If you have fewer than six pregnant students toss in a few men.
Let them wander the campus in search of students either wearing a Planned Parenthood or carrying a sign in support of PP. Call the campus police, sniff your onions and when the CP get there proclaim the threat to your baby. The men can say they had flashbacks to being in the womb and the became scared that they were going to be dissected and sold part by part. Make sure you mention there was no trigger warning.
The other three groups can roam separately and find things to be outraged against. If the campus cops refuse to act form the entire group and hit the campus mental facility and enter crying and moaning.