Just how pathetic do you have to be to need to be told when to laugh and when to sigh?  And how pathetic are you when you get it wrong?  No, I’m not kidding.  In the following video, she is prompted to sigh, but watch what happens:

https://youtu.be/E_J1yRCLS2A

In recently released emails, we find out that she also has to be told when to smile.  Instead of writing (smile) maybe they should paste a copy of a 25 million dollar check from Saudi Arabia.  That will make her smile.