If you are having trouble kindling the old spark in bed, the British may have the solution, nitro glycerin. No, seriously. British scientists are working on a solution for Erection Dysfunction and it’s a gel made with small amounts of nitro glycerin. The gel works faster than a variety of pills such as Viagra and Cialis. It is currently being tested in the UK on human males from ages 18 to 70. Just a little dab will do you. If it works you could have your very own stick of dynamite to use as you see fit. (Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel, who was searching for a safe way to transport and use nitro)
That may do away with candles in the bedroom, as I am not sure that stuff should be used near an open flame and exploding with joy could be fatal. The gel is rubbed onto the genital area and special ingredients help it pass through the skin, where it releases the gas nitric oxide, which dilates the tiny blood vessels and promote the flow of blood into the area during arousal. One in ten men in the UK suffers from ED at some point in their life.
This could be a major breakthrough for men suffering the effects of ED. It’s quicker than the various pills, which can take up to several hours to work. Other options are a self administered shot. (Don’t go there) or a penis pump. Initial results look promising, although it may turn out to be useful to those men who have milder cases of ED.
There are 200 men being tested, with half receiving the real treatment and half receiving a placebo. There will be follow up testing for five months after the experiment is completed in order to find out the long term effects of the gel.
Look out Viagra, you are about to face some stiff competition. (I’m sorry, I just couldn’t resist)