One of the worst things that men can do in bed besides snoring is talking. Many a man has been caught by loose lips while in Dreamland. But even if you are a boy scout, talking in your sleep is bad because God played a terrible joke on us. He gave us two heads but only enough oxygen to operate one at a time. That’s why we wake up aroused every morning, because we spent the entire night babbling nonsense. One woman decided to keep track of what her husband was saying in his sleep and sending him the texts of their conversations.
Men. Do not buy your wife a tape recorder for her birthday, your anniversary or Christmas. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.