Woman Hides Poo in Her Purse, Tweets About It and is Swamped By Men Wanting Dates

You may be offended by this story but as Rhett told Scarlett, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a crap.”  A Canadian woman by the name of Makela (Pronounced Make la and put it in my purse) went on a date with a man she met at the grocery store.  The evening had gone well and she agreed to go to his place with him.  She used his bathroom and made doody.

When she tried to flush, it wouldn’t flush.  She tried several times but it just lay there.  She then decided to wrap it up and put it in her purse.  You might say she took a crap…………quite literally.

(Fun fact:  My inventor uncle had constipation and being well versed in math decided to work it out with his writing instrument and that’s how he invented the number 2 pencil)

At this point, I will allow her to tell her story through a series of tweets:

She started her tweets by explaining her story was about her 'poop' and the series of 18 tweets went viral with thousands of retweets

Makela went to her date's house who she met at the grocery store and needed to go to the toilet at his house

Makela was unable to flush the toilet properly and instead thought she would wrap it in toilet paper to hide it in her purse

I know this sounds bad but it could have been worse.  She could have had diarrhea and a leaky purse or she couldn’t have had beans for dinner.  She couldn’t concentrate on her date because she knew what was in her purse.

Makela regretted her decision and couldn't stop thinking about the 'piece of poo' which was in her purse while her date complimented her

Makela texted her sister and asked for help, who advised she make an excuse to go outside and get rid of it

Makela even considered throwing it out of the window in the bathroom and said she couldn't face her date again

Finally, her date went to the bathroom and she heard the toilet flush, so she went back in and gave it a try and it worked.  She doesn’t say how the date ended but I keep imagining that he said something like, “I want to screw the crap out of you”, to which she replied, “Sorry.  Too late.” and she left.

If you think this story was disturbing, wait til you hear the rest.  Since she tweeted her story, she has been swamped with offers for dates from some seriously disturbed men.  I think I will end this right here.