A woman went to the doctor complaining of stomach pains. The doctors ran a battery of tests in an effort to find out what was wrong with the woman. The doctors then began to suspect that the woman had ovarian cysts and scheduled an examination of her vagina. No cysts were found but they did find something quite extraordinary. The woman had a fur ball in her vagina.
Originally the doctors thought the hairlike substance was from Tampons and that threads from the tampons were getting caught in her IUD. The doctors removed the IUD and presented the woman with a two to three inch fur ball that was the same color as her cats. As it turns out, the woman had allowed her two cats to sleep in the same bed with her and her fiance. It is believed that the cat hair become caught on the man’s penis and then got caught in the IUD.
The doctor initially believed that fibers from a tampon had gotten entangled in the strings of Barrow’s IUD, a contraceptive device that is inserted in the uterus. After all of the hairs were removed from Barrow’s vagina, however, the doctor showed her patient a 2-inch-long fur ball that was the same color as Barrow’s gray cat, Donut.
“HOLY S*** THAT IS CAT HAIR THERE HAS BEEN A BALL OF CAT HAIR INSIDE ME FOR A MONTH THAT IS CAT HAIR AND IT WAS IN MY VAGINA A HAIRBALL HAS BEEN CAUSING MY DISCOMFORT HOLY S*** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Barrow wrote about the thoughts going through her head after she realized what had been stuck inside her.
The woman reports than now she:
Barrow wrote that she now cleans the sheets of her bed regularly, only allows the cats to sleep on the top quilt, and asks her fiance to shower before having sex.
She just now regularly changes the sheets? It seems that all that extra work will lower the odds of it happening again but in no way eliminates it. I have a suggestion and it’s just crazy enough to work. Get your freaking cats out of the bed. Nimrod.