• March 29, 2024

11 Worst Fast Food Restaurants as Rated By Consumer Reports

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Consumer Reports has rated the worst fast food restaurants in the country.  Some of the restaurants mentioned in their reports used to be fairly good but now food quality has dropped while prices have skyrocketed.

#11

Panda Express

Consumer Reports’ Grade:73/100

The only Asian fast food chain on this list, Panda Express allegedly offers gourmet Chinese cuisine, but the quality and freshness of its food is only so-so and its dishes are too pricey, according to the survey. Meanwhile, the quality of its service fared relatively well.

PERSONAL OBSERVANCE…tastes like food momma used to make….Just before daddy up and shot her

FUN FACT… Chinese abortionists are also rated low.  It’s okay at first but 45 minutes later, you’re pregnant again.

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Taco Bell

Consumer Reports’ Grade:73/100

The best-known Mexican fast food chain in the country, Taco Bell also ranked as the worst Mexican fast food chain in America, receiving particularly bad grades for its mediocre food quality and freshness. It recently entered the breakfast market, going head to head with McDonald’s.

PERSONAL OBSERVATION…Many stores only allot 1 packet of sauce for every two tacos making it impossible to drown out the taste of the food.

FUN FACT…Over 10,000 liberals a day stop in at Taco Bell because they think it’s the new Mexican phone company.

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Little Caesars

Consumer Reports’ Grade:73/100
Pizza restaurant Little Caesars, which was started in Michigan more than 50 years ago, ranked especially low on the quality and freshness of its food, despite advertising its fresh-quality ingredients.

PERSONAL OBSERVANCE…Drive through, ready made pizza allows you to be disappointed in your meal much faster than ever before.

FUN FACT…As my friend Julius would say, “I saw, I ate , I vomited”

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Domino’s

Consumer Reports’ Grade:73/100

Another global pizza chain ended on the worst fast food restaurant list. Domino’s fared poorly on all criteria including the quality of the food, the value of its food, the speed of its service and the cleanliness of its dining areas – but its wait staff received a relatively high mark for politeness.

PERSONAL OBSERVATION…To better enjoy your Domino’s experience, toss out the pizza and eat the box.

FUN FACT…7 out of 10 people who try Domono’s switch to checkers.

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Pizza Hut

Consumer Reports’ Grade:73/100

One of the most famous pizza chains in the world, Pizza Hut was started by two brothers more than 55 years ago in Kansas. Now part of Yum! Brands, it has about 6,000 restaurants in the U.S.

PERSONAL OBSERVATION…Pizza Hut used to offer high quality pizza for an astronomical price.  Only half of that has changed.

FUN FACT…Italians love Pizza Hut…No competition

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CiCi’s Pizza

Consumer Reports’ Grade:72/100

CiCi’s Pizza, which launched in the 1980s in Plano, Texas, now has about 500 restaurants in 34 states. Although the chain received bad grades for the quality of its food and the cleanliness of its restaurants, it did okay with the speed of its service and politeness of its waiting staff.

PERSONAL OBSERVATION…There is good and bad news at CiCi’s.  Their food tastes like shit but you can have as much as you want.

FUN FACT…If you flick your wrist quickly enough, they can sail for blocks since they aren’t weighted down by cheese or meats.

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Burger King

Consumer Reports’ Grade:71/100

Another burger giant chain fared poorly in the rankings, with mediocre food quality and freshness and bad value for its food. Burger King, which debuted a Gay Pride Whopper this week, has about 13,000 franchised restaurants.

PERSONAL OBSERVANCE…I ate there today and can’t remember a better meal.  Damn Alheimers!!

FUN FACT…The slide you see in their picture represents the quality of their food.

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McDonald’s

Consumer Reports’ Grade:71/100
Every minute, McDonald’s sells Americans nearly 1,500 burgers, which it touts as being 100 percent USDA-inspected beef, free of preservatives, fillers, extenders and so-called pink slime. But none of that prevents Consumer Reports’ readers from rating its food quality and freshness as one of the worst.

PERSONAL OBSERVATION…Death of Franchise by political correctness.

FUN FACT…Because of the massive amounts of preservatives , their burgers are perfect for all your time capsule needs.  Would you like an apple pie with that?

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Church’s Chicken

Consumer Reports’ Grade:71/100
Church’s Chicken, also established in the 1950s, sells fried chicken, fries, biscuits and jalapenos. The chain, known as Texas Chicken outside the U.S., has more than 1,600 locations worldwide.

PERSONAL OBSERVATION…Their chicken tastes fowl.

FUN FACT…Church’s Chicken gives you a great reason to pray before every meal.

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KFC

Consumer Reports’ Grade:69/100
KFC’s food quality and freshness, its value, and the cleanliness of its dining area all got bad reviews. The chain, which has famously sold its fried chicken in buckets since the 1950s, has restaurants throughout the country.

PERSONAL OBSERVATION…If he were alive today, the Colonel would demote himself to buck private.

FUN FACT…Their food is much better than their commercials.  How sad is that?

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Sbarro

Consumer Reports’ Grade:65/100
Sbarro, which specializes in New York-style pizza, placed especially low in this year’s list because of its poor food quality and lack of freshness. The company filed for bankruptcy earlier this year – the second time it’s done so in about three years.

PERSONAL OBSERVATION…It’s billed as New York style pizza except in New York where they blame it on New Jersey.

FUN FACT…Running over a slice of Sbarro pizza several times can save you the cost of a lube job.

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