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Eleven Confessions Made By College Professors

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Here are 11 confessions allegedly made by professors and provided by Whisper:

I'm an art professor. My students don't know that my best work is done on city walls at night.

I'm a college professor. Every other member of my department is extremely stiff and humorless.
So I spiked the punch at our last faculty function.

I had to hide a boner in class today. I'm a professor.

I'm a college English professor and secretly snort pain killers in my office before teaching class

I am a young professor who's been sleeping with one of my students. Worst part is she has a boyfriend who I failed just because I was jealous. I hate myself.

My college professor admitted to the class he had never finished high school. At age 27, he started over from Community College and made it all the way to a PhD.

I'm a college professor, and I smoke weed when I read my student's essays. It helps me to be more open-minded after hearing the same topic 50x and gives my students a more fair advantage.

I'm a college math professor. Last week I had to pay off my TA to prevent her from blackmailing me. She caught me hooking up with a student.

I'm a college professor and I sometimes collect students' work only for show; I would throw their HW out without bothering to read it because I'm just so overwhelmed

I'm a college professor. I gotta admit, some of the looks I get from male students make me feel pretty good about myself even though I'm nearly 50.

 

 

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