You don’t have to be a genius to be on Facebook, but these FB messages prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt. In fact, being a moron can’t stop you. Hilarious Facebook posts that will keep you laughing.
He needs a woman with a sense of humor
Do you suppose he meant hypocrites?
This guy must be a daughter because he couldn’t possibly be a sun. he’s not that bright.
Please donate today to the geographically challenged
She once got mugged by a first class letter
To err is human…but to really screw up you need a computer…Alexander Pope 1723
Kate Winslet wasn’t even alive in 1912
Smart move. Now the cops won’t have to give you a breathalyzer test
Great idea Hide your lips so your jealous girlfriends can’t copy you
Reminds me of the time the teacher complained to my father that when I added 6 plus 7 I came up with 14. My dad told her not to be so hard on me, after all I only missed it by 2
He once caught the flue while cleaning the chimney
Her brother is so lazy he married a pregnant woman
Doesn’t eat up all your minutes that way
And Hillary Clinton spelled backwards in “Money grubbing lying pile of white trash”
Juana…Obama Juana is very addictive and makes you spout really stupid crap just like Tourettes does
I have no reply
But if you do make sure you take your birth control first
A do it yourself folding tower…….Brilliant!!
Time to wash it don’t you think?
Was that before or after the birth of Alexander the Grape?
Now we know who counted heads at Screwy Louis’s Million Man March
Gordon Ramsey 2011
We could put a recorder in your pocket. How does next Tuesday work for you?
Eye sore dew
Now we know who they used to do the math for Obamacare