As a child, we are sheltered from all of the gross, ugly things in this world. As an adult, there’s nothing that can save you.
Like any sensible person, we don’t expect or desire to see any of these terrible things in our day to day lives. Unfortunately for us, there are idiots out there who didn’t seem to get that memo. The following 19 stories are those left by Reddit users who suffered the unfortunate circumstances of running into these aforementioned idiots and getting stuck with visuals that have permanently scarred them. Enjoy! Note: We are not responsible for any emotional scarring you endure in the process of reading these terrible stories.
1. At a music festival I saw a guy (obviously on way too many drugs) jacking off to an art installation full of tiny psychedelic dolls whilst being held in a choke hold by a security guard. He didn’t stop and came all over the ground before more security dragged him away.
2. I was on my way into a concert hall in Detroit and this girl was on her knees blowing one of the dudes from the band on the side of the building.
3. I saw a homeless woman giving a blow job to a homeless man in a wheelchair. I think they were the only two people having a good time in Salt Lake City.
4. My parents own a small grocery store. One night I dropped by to check in on things before closing. Store was empty and no employees were on the floor. I go to the back and there were two of our employees fucking in the prep kitchen.
5. Walking to the train in Chicago after a concert. Saw a man facing the street in a sitting position against a wall. That man was homeless looking and getting a blowjob from another homeless guy while pooping.
6. While I was a delivery driver at Pizza Hut in undergrad, a dude and his gf came in and placed a carry-out order. We told them the standard “15-20 min” and then left. As I was walking to my car to take a delivery, I see them in their car, and she’s giving him a bj. Not even discreet, either. Like, windows down, and she’s treating this thing like she’s polishing a goddamn oscar award with her tongue. He nodded at me, I nodded at him, and I went on my delivery.