You just can’t make this stuff up. Perhaps these yokels provide comic relief to the cops who arrest them, or maybe they are just the most recent candidates for the Darwin awards, but regardless, these photos do make for an entertaining run.
David Durham
Victor Joseph Espinoza
All 425 pounds of this gangster didn’t make it into the mug shot (but a lot of them did).
Garret Michael Hoover
This guy let the cops know too that he was “Down 2 Boink” after being brought in for disorderly conduct.
Adam Roberts
Unlike the last guy, this guy’s ink is permanent.
Alan Dale Lee
Jon Paul Matterson
Tammy Lee Hinton
That’s one way to spend your honeymoon.
Patrick Francis Brooks
“Halfy”
Known primarily by his nickname, this man’s flattened skull was sustained in a car accident while he was on drugs.
Jeffrey Chapman
In an ironic twist, after being charged with first-degree murder, Chapman asked to have his “MURDER” tattoo professionally removed.
Mailene Diaz
Lastly, this teenager
His next mug shot promises to be even better.
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