• April 15, 2024

PHOTOS: You Won’t Believe These Mug Shots

You just can’t make this stuff up. Perhaps these yokels provide comic relief to the cops who arrest them, or maybe they are just the most recent candidates for the Darwin awards, but regardless, these photos do make for an entertaining run.

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David Durham

You don’t say.

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Victor Joseph Espinoza

All 425 pounds of this gangster didn’t make it into the mug shot (but a lot of them did).

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Garret Michael Hoover

This guy let the cops know too that he was “Down 2 Boink” after being brought in for disorderly conduct.

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Adam Roberts

Unlike the last guy, this guy’s ink is permanent.

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Alan Dale Lee

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Tracy Mabb

At least she’s demonstrating remorse.

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Jon Paul Matterson

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Tammy Lee Hinton

That’s one way to spend your honeymoon.

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Patrick Francis Brooks

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Ray Corner

Yikes.

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“Halfy”

Known primarily by his nickname, this man’s flattened skull was sustained in a car accident while he was on drugs.

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Jeffrey Chapman

In an ironic twist, after being charged with first-degree murder, Chapman asked to have his “MURDER” tattoo professionally removed.

Mailene Diaz

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Mailene Diaz

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Lastly, this teenager

His next mug shot promises to be even better.

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