538 members of the Electoral College met at state capitols Monday to cast their votes for president. In a move that surprised no one – expect maybe Michael Moore and Martin Sheen, but who cares? – electors delivered a stinging rebuke to Leftistas disguised as “Hamilton Electors,” casting 306 votes for Donald Trump out of a possible 538. The Marquise de Kleptocratia trailed with 232. Trump needed 270 votes to win.
Because Leftistas can always be counted on to play nice whenever they don’t get their way, Republican electors withstood unprecedented harassment and death threats to formally make Donald Trump the 45th President of the United States. Leftista head implosion imminent.
This may be especially true in the People’s Republic of Washington State, whose sore losers include Bret Chiafalo. This brain surgeon and two other Democratic electors tried to persuade Republican members of the Electoral College to vote for a “more moderate Republican candidate, someone like Mitt Romney or John Kasich.”
But wait. It gets better.
Chiafalo and fellow Leftistas actually dusted off the Constitution and at least pretended to read it in a last-ditch attempt to derail a Trump presidency.
Be still my heart.
The Hail Mary insurgency fizzled when Chiafalo and fellow Leftistas failed to convince 37 Republican electors to abandon Trump and stop him from securing a majority of Electoral College votes. If successful, the move would’ve sent the election to the House of Representatives.
Why Chiafalo, Martin Sheen and other sore losers thought that a Republican-controlled House would kow tow to their particular brand of “the process” remains unclear. How Leftista shilling about “respecting the process” while disrespecting the process makes any sense also remains unclear.
Get many visitors that far from Planet Earth?
The good news: Chiafalo and Company suddenly discovered the Constitution! We can only wonder under what rock they’ve been hiding for the past eight years or so.
Meanwhile, Leftistas still don’t get it. They’re shocked! They’re outraged! They’re filling up their coloring books! And noisily blaming everyone but the butler for their historic loss in November. Not surprisingly, they’re conveniently overlooking the obvious: the Marquise de Kleptocratia had as much appeal to the average American as an overcooked cabbage with a side of stale kale – and a lot less flavor. Leftistas have yet to get over it: Per MSN:
More than 200 demonstrators braved freezing temperatures at Pennsylvania’s capitol, chanting, “No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA!” and “No treason, no Trump!”
In Madison, Wisconsin, protesters shouted, cried and sang “Silent Night.” In Augusta, Maine, they banged on drums and held signs that said, “Don’t let Putin Pick Our President,” referring to Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Where these dear hearts were when the Marquise was setting up a private email server in her basement in an obvious attempt to avoid congressional oversight, or using her position as Secretary of State to line her own pockets via her fake “charity” remains unclear.
Meanwhile, Leftistas might know how Conservs felt at the prospect of Bubba and Bubbette in the White House again, aka the Chateau de Chappaqua-South. Ditto the specter of a Clintonian administration: Barack Obama, The Train Wreck Continues.
While the tofu-munching, croissant crunching, Boo-hoo Brigade is having a collective meltdown over a Trump presidency, thinking Americans are heaving a sigh of relief for the first time in years.
Where’s a butler when we need one?