They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but in this case, it’s more like a million. Apparently no one was buying this chick a drink, so she took matters into her own hands – or vajayjay, rather.
To make matters worse, her young son is with her and the little boy looks shocked! How much is a bottle of E&J?! Someone loan her a $20 please.
For starters, it doesn’t look like this was the first time she’s used her birth canal as a prison purse.
Second, the boogeyman is going to seem harmless compared to what this kid is going to see in his nightmares.
And finally, for the love of God, let’s hope that bottle didn’t find its way back onto the shelf after it was returned to the store owner.
H/T: Dana Cortez Show