#1. Nude People For Hire
In Australia, you can hire a nudist to clean your home, do your taxes, or even handle legal work for you. It’s all good, clean, fun.
#2. Cactus Massage
In Mexico, resorts are offering massages with the Hakali cactus. You better hope they got all the spines out of it.
#3. Buy An Apology
In Japan, you can hire someone to apologize.
#4. A Snake Spa
An Israeli businessman offers it as relief from joint pain.
#5. Rent A Little Person
You can rent a little person to tend bar in Montreal.
#6. Hire Your Own Paparazzi
In New York, you can get that stalked celebrity experience. For a fee, a company will send out a gaggle of photographers to follow you around for a day.
#7. Dog Poop Scooper
Tired of being your dog’s personal slave? There are companies you can hire to pick up your dog’s poop for you.
#8. Dirt O’ The Irish
Miss the Emerald Isle? You can have Irish soil delivered to your door, for weddings, housewarmings, and more.
#9. Ear Cleaning
In Japan, clean ears are a thing. Fortunately, there are people you can hire to make sure they are really clean.
#10. Rent-A-Chicken
Do you want tot raise chickens, but not sure if it’s for you? In Australia, you can rent to start.
#11. Last Meals
There’s a creepy company in Toronto that recreates death row inmates last meals, complete with a mask of the now executed felon. Yummy.
#12. Nose Hair Text
Chaloli is a company from Japan that you can ask to anonymously text someone to let them know they need to trim their nose hair.
#13. Comfort Fish
A hotel in Cheshire, UK, will lend you a fish for just five quid (that’s about eight bucks).
#14. Bicycle Taxidermy
Can’t bear to lose your old bike? A UK company will mount it so you can always keep it around, even after its past its prime.
#15. Rent-A-Gramma
Is grandma a real crab? (Or worse, dead?) No problem. You can hire one in Australia for all kinds of things, including knitting, baking a pie, or making lemonade.
#16. Hangover Heaven
Suffering the day after? Jump aboard this bus for some IV rehydration, anti-nausea medicines and more. So, go ahead and abuse the sh*t out of yourself. They’ll fix it.
#17. Ever Lasting Portrait
Make an ash of yourself. A cremation company in Virginia will turn your corpse into ashes and use the ashes to make a lovely portrait of you to last for the ages.
WOWNowIKnow contributed to this post.