OUTRAGEOUS PHOTOS: Yeah, It’s A Thing. You Can Rent A Nudist . . . To Do Your Taxes, Or Anything Else

Have you ever bought an apology, or been to a snake spa? And how messed up do you need to be to actually pay someone to massage you with a cactus? You can buy just about anything if you have the money. Here’s a photo/listing of 17 outrageous and ridiculous services you can buy, should the urge strike you. #17 will make your skin crawl, but surf through the entire list. Good for a great laugh.

#1.  Nude People For Hire

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In Australia, you can hire a nudist to clean your home, do your taxes, or even handle legal work for you. It’s all good, clean, fun.

#2. Cactus Massage

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In Mexico, resorts are offering massages with the Hakali cactus. You better hope they got all the spines out of it.

#3. Buy An Apology

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In Japan, you can hire someone to apologize.

#4. A Snake Spa

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An Israeli businessman offers it as relief from joint pain.

#5. Rent A Little Person

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You can rent a little person to tend bar in Montreal.

#6. Hire Your Own Paparazzi

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In New York, you can get that stalked celebrity experience.  For a fee, a company will send out a gaggle of photographers to follow you around for a day.

#7. Dog Poop Scooper

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Tired of being your dog’s personal slave? There are companies you can hire to pick up your dog’s poop for you.

#8. Dirt O’ The Irish

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service 13 - irishMiss the Emerald Isle? You can have Irish soil delivered to your door, for weddings, housewarmings, and more.

#9. Ear Cleaning

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In Japan, clean ears are a thing. Fortunately, there are people you can hire to make sure they are really clean.

#10. Rent-A-Chicken

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Do you want tot raise chickens, but not sure if it’s for you? In Australia, you can rent to start.

#11. Last Meals

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There’s a creepy company in Toronto that recreates death row inmates last meals, complete with a mask of the now executed felon. Yummy.

#12. Nose Hair Text

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Chaloli is a company from Japan that you can ask to anonymously text someone to let them know they need to trim their nose hair.

#13. Comfort Fish

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A hotel in Cheshire, UK, will lend you a fish for just five quid (that’s about eight bucks).

#14. Bicycle Taxidermy

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Can’t bear to lose your old bike? A UK company will mount it so you can always keep it around, even after its past its prime.

#15. Rent-A-Gramma

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Is grandma a real crab? (Or worse, dead?) No problem. You can hire one in Australia for all kinds of things, including knitting, baking a pie, or making lemonade.

#16.  Hangover Heaven

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Suffering the day after? Jump aboard this bus for some IV rehydration, anti-nausea medicines and more. So, go ahead and abuse the sh*t out of yourself. They’ll fix it.

#17. Ever Lasting Portrait

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Make an ash of yourself. A cremation company in Virginia will turn your corpse into ashes and use the ashes to make a lovely portrait of you to last for the ages. 

WOWNowIKnow contributed to this post.

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