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New Surgery Holds Promise For Liberalism

Yes, it’s true! Medical science has developed a real treatment for the problems of faulty logic and is most apparent in those known as Liberals. These people present as being totally unable to reason out any situation and their attempts to find a solution usually ends up only making things worse.

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Now, a pioneering Italian Surgeon is claiming to have a medical treatment that will allow these people to live a normal life and enable them to reason problems out like conservatives. Professor Sergio Canavero, Director of the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group says that the new procedure should be ready within the next three years.

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Dr. Canavero says the procedure involves using the tissue of people who have had their brains cryogenically frozen. Those brains are then thawed and transplanted into donor bodies. His team has been successful with monkeys already and the surgery could be practical for humans within three years.

Professor Canavero, is planning the first human head transplant within 10 months and then wants to begin trials on brain transplants. If the procedures are successful, he believes that frozen brains could be thawed and inserted into a donor body.

This could be a virtual miracle for hundreds of people who are dying or paralyzed and are having their bodies or brains cryogenically preserved in the hope that medical science will be able to bring them back to life and cure their conditions. But experts are skeptical that huge organs like the brain can be thawed without damage, Prof Canavero said he believes the first frozen head could soon be resurrected.

Speaking to the German magazine Ooom, he said he planned to awaken patients frozen by the Alcor Life Extension Foundation which is based in Arizona. “We will try to bring the first of the company’s patients back to life, not in 100 years. As soon as the first human head transplant has taken place, i.e. no later than 2018, we will be able to attempt to reawaken the first frozen head,” said Prof Canavero.

“We are currently planning the world’s first brain transplant, and I consider it realistic that we will be ready in three years at the latest. A brain transplant has many advantages. First, there is barely any immune reaction,which means the problem of rejection does not exist. The brain is, in a manner of speaking, a neutral organ. If you transplant a head with vessels, nerves, tendons and muscles, rejection can pose a massive problem. This is not the case with the brain.”

But the Professor admitted that there could be physical and psychological problems which come with putting a brain in an entirely different body. “What many be problematic, is that no aspect of your original external body remains the same. Your head is no longer there; your brain is transplanted into an entirely different skull. It creates a new situation that will certainly not be easy.”

Prof Canavero said if the human head transplant works, it could have fundamental implications for human consciousness and even religion. “If we bring this patient back to life we will receive the first real account of what actually happens after death, we’ll know if there is an afterlife, a heaven or Hell. It will be a turning point in human history.”

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