OK, so it’s a slow news day. Paris Hilton spends $13K for world’s smallest dog.

I try to stay in touch with how the other side lives. Not that I’m a voyeur or anything. I just find it beyond amusing how unconsciously they spend money. Case in point, Paris Hilton, that narcissistic, silver-spoon-fed airhead, who became famous in the Kardashian fashion of tooting a random dude on video.

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Did I just hear the reporter call that dog a “Pomerian?” Obviously a graduate of the Al Sharpton School of Broadcasting.

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