Weapon of Mass Instruction
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Woman Fights for the Right to Marry Her Robot
A woman in France wants to marry her robot that she built herself using 3-D printing technology.  She calls herself a robosexual, but she refuses to say if her relationship is sexual and refused to comment on his hard drive.  She says that she began to be attracted by robots when she was 19 and that…
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Libyan Plane Hijacked, Diverted to Malta..118 on Board
An internal flight in Libya has been diverted and has now landed in Malta with 118 passengers and crew on board.  The Afriqiyah Airways Airbus A320 was supposed to be flying from Sebha in southwest Libya to Tripoli.  Malta is three hundred miles North of the Libyan coast. Libya has been in a state of chaos since…
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[VIDEO] Tucker Carlson Takes Affirmative Action Advocate to School
What the hell has happened to Tucker Carlson? Â He was such a nice guy when he was on that liberal station. Â Now, he’s Billy Badass and those who go on his program are getting properly spanked. Â Jay Chen, a Harvard alumni and affirmative action advocate was on the show to talk about a discrimination lawsuit…
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[VIDEO] Watch Steven Crowder Get Waterboarded
Steven Crowder went above and beyond in a two hour charity fundraiser when he agreed to be waterboarded at the end.  It was a professional waterboarding performed by special forces Army Ranger Tim Kennedy.  Crowder took it like a man and fulfilled his promise. https://youtu.be/UpdhwM_hnAA
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Hillary Clinton Makes Least Influential List
GQ Magazine has come out with their annual Least Influential people in America. Â She joins a list of other notable losers such as Lena Dunham, Tim Kaine, NeverTrumpers, Arianna Huffington, Mark Zuckerberg and Harambe. Â Â And just to demonstrate how liberal GQ is the number one least influential person is God. Here is the write…
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[VIDEO] Dana Loesch Destroys Gun Grabbing Liberal
Dana Loesch appeared on Fox news with host Shannon Bream and gun grabbing liberal Nomiki Konst. Â The last time a battle was this decisive it was at the Little Big Horn. Â Konst fumbled through her notes looking for one of her talking points, while Loesch was rattling off statistics off the top of her head.…
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Donald Trump names Kellyanne Conway as His Presidential Counselor
The Trump transition team has announced that Kellyanne Conway has been chosen by Donald Trump to be his Presidential Counselor. Â It will be her duty to advise the president, get his message out and to basically do for Trump as president what she did as his campaign manager. Â Conway is very tenacious and can destroy…
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[Video] Can You Spot What is Wrong With the Jeans Woman is Wearing
A woman was seen walking around the streets of Kensington in England wearing her skin tight jeans. Â Some people appeared to spot a problem with her jeans. Â Can you? So, were you able to spot the problem? Â No? Â Well, the problem is she isn’t wearing jeans. Â It’s body paint that took to hours to do.…
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Obama and California Wants Cows to Fart less…Good Luck With That
The latest project in Obama’s quest to destroy America is cutting methane. He is mandating a 25% cut in methane from cow farts. I want to see how they enforce that rule. Barack Obama is declaring war on methane. It’s hard to tell how popular it will be. Most Americans worry more about the high…
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Anti Trump Propane Dealer in Yuuuuuge Trouble..Karma is a B***h
Michael Turner, the propane dealer in Maine that is refusing service to any Trump supporters is in huge trouble with the law. Â Not for refusing service but for selling and delivering propane without a license. Â His license for selling propane ran out in 2014 and his license for delivering propane ran out in 2012. Â He…
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Snopes Founder Accused of Embezzling Money to Spend on Prostitutes
Facebook has recently selected the DNC propaganda site Snopes as a fact checker.  That’s like choosing Lindsay Lohan to keep people from doing incredibly stupid things.  According to legal documents filed by his ex wife Barbara Mikkelson, David Mikkelson embezzled $98,000 from the company and used the money on himself and prostitutes.  After his divorce…
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[VIDEOS] Ohio Elector Burns Whiny Liberals………Literally
Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones was a republican elector this year and he was proud that he would get to vote for Donald Trump as president. Â He had a second chore to do when he got back from Columbus. Â He had driven up Interstate 71 from Cincinnati to Columbus in order to burn the liberals…
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Black Man Arrested for Burning African American Church and Liberal Media Mourns
The media is in mourning once again. Â After an African American church was badly burned by arson, the media gleefully instructed their viewers that it was the work of Trump supporters like they have with so many other supposed hate crimes. Â Unfortunately for them, just like all of those other hate crimes, it was committed…
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Police to Hand Out 6,000 Rape Alarms : Protection Against Refugees
Austrian police will be handing out 6,000 alarms to use in case of rape or sexual assault.  In neighboring germany last New year’s Eve massive amounts of refugees committed hundreds of sex crimes against German women. The interior ministry said Tuesday that officers will be distributing the devices in the run up to the festive celebrations…
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[VIDEO] Solving This Optical Illusion Reveals if You are a Genius
Originally, this optical illusion was used to tell who had right handed brains and who had left handed brains. Â While watching it, some people see her spinning clockwise. Â Some see her spinning counter clockwise and some see her spinning both directions. An optical illusion featuring the silhouette of a dancer doing a pirouette is playing…
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Anti-Semite Writing Blamed on Trump Was Committed By Muslim
Nassau Community College was plagued by anti-Semite writings that the college blamed on Trump and his hate mongers, but like many suck accusations, it was discovered that the actual perpetrator was a liberal and in this case a Muslim. Â Jasskirat Saini was arrested Tuesday by Nassau County Police after it investigated the hate mongering. Â It…
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[VIDEO] Author Demonizing Trump Flips Out When Carlson Read This
Author and racial activist Tariq Nasheed appeared on the Tucker Carlson Show on Monday night. Â While he was there, he did what he always does, he lies. Â He repeated the now debunked story about Steven Bannon being connected to the alt right movement and with racists, “Throwing up the Nazi salute.” Â This is page 8…
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In Ohio You Can No Longer Do This With an Animal
It’s hard to believe it has finally come to this. Â Many states have already banned the practice while Ohioans have been able to continue. Â I would be very much interested in knowing how many people are affected by this new law. Â I’m betting most of them have a safety pin over their heart. Â But starting…
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[VIDEO] Daredevil Coyote Peterson, A Special Kind of Stupid
Daredevils are known for their bravery but not so much for their intellect. Â Case in point, Coyote Peterson. Â Peterson decided that he would let a Costa Rican Bullet Ant bite his arm. Â The Bullet Ant is said to be the most painful sting in the insect world. Â It is said that their sting feels like…
