Weapon of Mass Instruction
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Women Are Flocking to Plastic Surgeons to Get the Ivanka Look
There are reports from around the world that women are flocking to plastic surgeons to duplicate the Ivanka look. Â Not that I blame them. Â Both Ivanka and Melania are knockouts. Â Does anyone remember women fighting for the Michelle look? Well, Michelle has the kind of body men love. Â It’s just a damn shame one wasn’t…
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The Canadian Government Will Give You 2 Acres of Land and a Job to Move Here
Canada has long offered incentives in order to draw settlers to the more remote locations in order to develop settlement.  They are now offering another giveaway to get people to move to Cape Breton, on the eastern side of Nova Scotia, Canada. Cape Breton is offering new residents something that may be too good to pass…
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North Carolina Drug Tests Welfare Recipients..The Results Were Shocking
The North Carolina legislature passed a law for drug testing of welfare recipients. Â Then Gov McCrory vetoed the legislation but then the legislature overrode his veto. Â If a recipient had a charge in the previous three years involving illegal drugs, they had to be tested. Â Their caseworkers were asking a series of questions that could…
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Boy is Devastated When He is Outbid For His Dad’s Car Then This Happens
Tanner Brownlee’s police officer father was killed in 2010. Â Since then he has had a tough time coping with the loss of his father. Â He has many mementos of his father and when he found out his father’s squad car was going up for auction, he started a Go Fund Me page and collected $12,500…
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Watch Johnny Cash Impersonating Elvis [VIDEO]
In the 1960’s and 1970’s, two performers stood out above the rest of the solo performers, Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley. Â So what could be better than watching Johnny Cash imitate Elvis? Johnny Cash, along with Merle Haggard were the early outlaw country singers. Â Who could forget “Folsum Prison Blues” or “dark as a Dungeon.”…
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The One Video That Could Make You Quit Drinking Forever [VIDEO]
n my life, I found that I could resist anything but temptation. Â But I did quit drinking when I was 23, many, many moons ago. Â Had I seen the following video, I may have quit drinking when I was much younger. Â You just don’t know how pathetic you are when you are drunk. Â In my…
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Actor Will Smith Crosses Something Off His Bucket List [Video]
Will Smith formerly of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and quite a few movies has finally taken the leap…literally. Â Ever since the movie “The Bucket List” came out, people have taken steps to do things they would want to do before they die. Â Will Smith took care of one of his wishes recently when…
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Austin Teacher gets Probation Only for Banging Two Students
Haeli Wey, taught math at Westlake High School in an affluent suburb of Austin before she was arrested for having sex with two 17 year old students. Â The high school principal is offering counseling for students. Â (I assume the counseling is for the students who aren’t getting any) Wey, who was 27 at the time,…
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Spring 2017–The Windy Season [VIDEO]
This spring has been the windiest in many springs and with the winds comes comical videos of people who believe they are mightier than the wind. Â But as you will clearly see from the following compilation, they aren’t even close. Windy weather has taken over the nation this week with speeds huge gusts of up…
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Woman Starved For Sex For 10 Years Cuts Off Husband’s Penis
A woman has cut off her husband’s penis because he has refused to make love to her in over eight years. Â She also said that he told her he hates her face and plans to have an affair. Â She waited for him to get out of the shower and she knocked him out and hacked…
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Pint Sized Woman in Road Rage Incident..Thugs Come in Small Packages
A very petite pink haired woman had her car hit by another driver and she absolutely lost it. Â She kicked the man’s car twice in an effort to get him out of his car. Â He finally emerged and surveyed the damages, which he seemed to think were small. Â The woman then pummeled the man who…
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Radioactive Wild Boars Keep Residents From Returning to Fukushima Area
Wild boar has always been a delicacy in Japan but in the Fukushima area, the boars are killed, burned or buried as some of them register up to 300 times the normal amount of radiation.  Several towns in the region were evacuated after the nuclear plant disaster and now some of the towns have been taken…
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Security Firm Shares the Best of Their Surveillance tapes [VIDEO]
A security company has put out a tape of the 15 best things their cameras have captured including a blanket moving on it’s own just days after a grandparent died. Â Another one shows a dog crawling across the floor. Â The owners probably think it’s cute but that’s how dogs masturbate. Â Careful where you step. The…
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Couple’s Chocolate Labrador is having a Fart Attack [VIDEO]
Fortunately it won’t be on Smellevision, but a couple’s aged chocolate Labrador was blowing out the old system.  Viewers have been impressed by the range of his farts.  From a wide range of octaves with deeper, bassier farts interspersed with higher pitched squeakier farts The video was uploaded by the owners, Billy and Charlie Howard in…
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Latina Student Ready To Go On Spring Break But Only if Whites Pay For It
A Latina student at the $48,000 dollar a year Pitzer University is asking people to donate money to her so she can go on Spring Break.  She specifically asked for money from white allies in recognition that everything they have and everything they are is because of “genocide and enslavement of our ppl” Who is paying…
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Germany Hit With Third Terror Attack in 24 Hours…50 People Affected
A German train was the scene of a tear gas attack just as it was about to pull into a station in Hamburg, with 50 people affected by the gas including a three year old girl. Â Paramedics were on the scene to help the afflicted. Â meanwhile, German police have worked up a profile. Â The two…
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The Reason These Woman Were Kicked Out of Homeless Shelter Will Shock You
Two women were kicked out of a homeless shelter for a reason you will not believe. Â Well, you might believe it given the mentally challenged liberals in charge. Â The two women were told to share a bedroom and share the shelter with a transgender woman. Â The women balked because they did not want to be…
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SHOCKING..German Ax Attacker is an Islamic Extremist..Who’da Thunk It
The police now know who committed the attacks in Dusseldorf. Â They know how many and how badly the wounded are. Â They even know he is a radical Islamist refugee from Kosovo. Â They only thing they haven’t been able to do is guess the motive for the attack. (Sigh) Â They were able to rule out an…
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Loretta Lynch Helped Con Man Steal $40 Million Dollars
When Loretta Lynch was the US Attorney for the district of Eastern New York. she had the chore of prosecuting Felix Sater for a stock pump and dump scheme, which cost his victims $40 million dollars.  The victims are not allowed to sue until someone is convicted.  It is the job of the US Attorney…
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Watch as These Kids Hijack BBC Program[VIDEO]
Most kids would be great with musical instruments because they seem to have impeccable timing. Â If you need one, they are never around and when you are busy with something, they just won’t leave you alone. Â Not me , of course. Â I was perfect. Â (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.) Â Â Professor Robert Kelly…